Hello! I’m a little late getting this post all typed and
ready, but in the words of Shaun T, “This is Insanity.” Insanity is definitely
the word to describe the last week and a half!
If the above picture doesn’t make much sense to you, then
let me do my best to explain it to you. The first number represents the week of
our Getting Running workout, and the second number describes which run of that
week we are doing on what day. For example, today’s 4-2 means that we did the 2nd
run of week 4 (two 3-minute and two 5-minute runs, if you recall).
So far, we’ve stuck super close to the schedule, and if you look
ahead to Friday of this week, we’ll be running 20 minutes straight!
If you’re confused by this running schedule, just know that
we wanted to simply see if we could be prepared to run a 5K in just 3 weeks
instead of 9. Crazy, right? :D
Now on to Insanity! The picture above shows what our
workouts should look like, but what
do we actually look like during the workouts? Have a look:
Pitiful? Definitely! But are we trying? You betcha! Wow. I think
anyone who has ever started Insanity has been thrown off by how hard it
actually is. Ugh!
Basically, every time you do Insanity, you shorten your life
by about 5 years or so. At least, that’s how it feels. The instructor, Shaun T,
tries to harshly encourage us, but it’s hard to hear him when you’re too busy
dry-heaving. It’s a good thing we don’t eat until AFTER the workout!
*******************BONUS********************
Here’s a list of terms for Insanity and what they mean:
Plyometric: Impossible
Hip Flexor: Bend your legs until your body can’t possibly
support itself any longer, and then hold that pose
Compromised form: The way that any normal person would do an
exercise, which, consequently, happens to be the wrong way to do it
Let’s gooooooo!: Shaun T’s (somehow) encouraging chant at
the start of every video
(In a seductive voice) Beach body: It’s just simply fun to
say this along with the voice
Tanya: A woman with the strength of about 3 rhinocerouses
Chris: A man who is constantly put to shame by Tanya
**Part 2 coming soon!**